daddy got this for me

i’d have thought you’d be better, she said

though, i’d have thought she’d be nicer, I thought

and when i feel like a dead parrot

i’d be happy to be a floating turd

of bogie pie and smelly socks

nothing like a clean toilet

and a damp explosion

of greed and fart

unless you count the people who want power

and get it

but they probably got it from daddy

daddy do dah

dah dah dah

do do do

i’d have thought i’d be better at it too

though i expext i never wanted to boss the world about

and be a greedy fucker

taking from the poor and giving to me

and fuck the people

and the truth

and the goodness of human kind, my fucking arse

unless you count…